TeamSpank would like to humbly welcome you - our TeamLeader - to our new site. We hope that you find some amusement here, because we certainly do.

TeamSpank HQ has been created by many of your online fans - typical losers who have no apparent lives of their own and far too much spare time. The Spanker HQ is a work in progress. It's not your typical garden variety fan site and for that we apologise in advance. The idea here is that your fans can come and add whatever they like so the content is pretty nutso and random. However, there are a few grown ups here to try to keep the kiddies (and psychotic freaks) on a short leash in case it all goes to hell. Come to think of it, it already has gone to hell. Stay well clear of the Collarbone page, please Katee.

As a starting point, "The List", would probably give you enough fan loving to be able to cope with some of the good natured piss taking you are going to cop elsewhere. Actually, there is quite a bit of 'good natured piss taking' in "The List" as well. Doh! But we're only paying out on you because you are the object of TeamSpank fixation, so please forgive us, just as we will eventually forgive you for some of those shite films you've been in.

If that doesn't tickle your fancy, then how about a trip to the Katee Jigsaw page (in the pics & media section) where you can merrily reassemble yourself for hours on end. That sort of thing would be a therapist's wet dream.

We realize that some of the site content maybe a bit much for you to digest, so if you have a problem with anything, please get in touch with us This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and we'll get rid off it. But only if you first get on your hands and knees and grovel in front of every one of us for appearing in that abomination, "The Last Sentinel". Thankfully most TeamSpankers had the good sense to fast forward through the scenes you weren't in so they came out of that monstrosity relatively unscathed.

By the way, you mentioned in an interview recently that your fans watched "The Last Sentinel" and "loved" it. Well you were half correct there. We watched it, because we think very highly of you - we want to follow your different projects and support your career. But "loved it"? Dude, we're not fuckin' stupid. (Read our TeamSpank "Last Sentinel" Review if you're interested in hearing what we really thought about it).

So, having got that out of our collective Spank system, welcome TeamLeader Katee, aka QueenSpank to your site. Thanks for coming. Good times.

Oh by the way, you could create an account and leave a message in the SpankBlog if you were really keen, though that's probably the last thing you'd wanna do. You'd have to prove it was you first though, cause we can't have anyone such as yourself going around masquerading as you, now, can we? Just so you know, the username LittleSpank is already taken.

...So Katee, they are some serious over-sized sunnies you've got there. What happened to the aviators? Did a bird fly into them & break them while you were out on your bike? And what have we down below? Yet more evidence of your ComeFrakMeBoot fetish. Love the color. The heel height might be a little underwhelming. Can't really tell from that angle. Anyway, nice choice overall. Well done. You just can't beat a good 'ol pair of boots.